Okay. I've been knocked off the internet TWICE just now, due to 80 mph winds, and I'm
Now, I'm not the kind of person who will continue walking down the street while one of my brethren lays in the middle of the street calling for help. Nope. Not Me!
Rather, I will make my way to the center of the street, stopping traffic, as I kneel in the bloody asphalt and hold the victim's head while waiting for the ambulance.
Now, if he happens to realize that he is missing his wallet as he gets rolled into the ER, well, he must not have been in THAT bad a shape after all! And I'm about $20 - $2,000 richer (depending on his work ethics) for having given him christian aid.
Having said that, WAYNE JOHN
was asking me who the hell is David Allan Coe and I was telling him that Coe was the guy who wrote and sang that song.....the one with the man......and.....uh......his mom got hit by a train.......and someone got out of prison.........YOU KNOW THE SONG I'M REFERRING TO.Well, THAT didn't help ol' Wayne. (Wayne John isn't the brightest bulb on the tree)And since I will do anything to help one of my less fortunate brethren, I went to YOU TUBE and got the above songs for him. Now, if some of them are vulgar, or not your cup of tea, just write WAYNE JOHN.
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YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!
YEAH! Makes me want to slam one down and take a girl for a spin on the floor!
Damn I love country for that feeling!
I swear you write the funniest comments on blogs! I had to come check out your blog and YOU crack me up! I will definitely be back:)
Hahahaha! Love the way you just slam my intellingence! Love it!
Oh crap, I'm giggling like a girl and getting all teary eyed...sheesh. That was good fun there.
I know his songs, now....I've danced to them, sang along around the campfire (not really), and I'm going out to get a few CD's now. That did it...all I needed. A swift kick in the hiney...Thanks!
And if 'hey it's di' meant that for me, why thanky! thank you verrry much!
I'm a fool...and quite tired from last nights post apparently. that wasn't meant for me. See what happens when you post so many links to my blog...it filled my head and I had to pop it so it can come back down to earth...
Next time you see my head floating around in the clouds, just shoot it down and hand it back to my body. I'll have my mechanic pop it back on.
I may be as sharp as a bag of wet hair sometimes, but I added you onto my blogroll... :)
Wow, I hadn't heard this one for a long time---reminds me of another time of my life!
Hey, you've been tagged.....go read about it on my blog! :D
LeAnne
I LOVE that song. It is one of my favorites. After all I DO live in the sticks. LOL
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