Friday, July 10, 2009

FRIDAY'S READER'S SPECIAL

I visited a new reader's site and had an ethical question....do I mention her post and lose all MY readers? All 6 of them? Or do I tell you all to visit and have a good laugh.

Okay. The "good dana" won.....or lost......well, go here, then come back.....you ARE coming back, right???

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"I'LL NEVER SMOKE WEED WITH WILLIE AGAIN"

Blogger glnroz said...

You doooo knoowww, that the men in the white coats are going to have to take you away,,over that one,, lmao.....glenn

Wellllllllll, they tried it before and they will try it again.

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Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

Hey crocodile, don't be such a buzzkill!

Oh Deniz.....you no smokin the chihuahua toys again r u?

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Blogger Ginger said...

LOL that is really cute!! That's also my excuse for gaining weight...I drink too much water.

Or you forgot to exhale.

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Blogger ReformingGeek said...

Snort. You might give some men the idea that smoking a joint will....er....make them BIGGER.

Smoke a joint, enlarge the point...yeah, and if wishes were horses......

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Blogger Quirkyloon said...

LMBO! Heh heh ho ho! You are a danger magnet.

Well, that IS my middle name ya know.

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Blogger Sue said...

Loved it! Thanks Dana...I need a good chuckle today.

Considering where you're moving to......you're gonna need LOTS of chuckles. But you'll be able to score some weed during spring break.

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Blogger Beth said...

For some strange reason, I am craving fried eggs now.

With M & Ms?????

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Blogger Lorraine said...

Hmmmm, pass the Fritos man.

And M & Ms????? Anyone????


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Blogger Rob-bear said...

Just about fell off my chair I was laughing so hard.
And I hadn't been smoking anything!

And that's what you tell the Canadian Mounted Police, right?

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Blogger NucMEd is Hot said...

that was really good!

Thank you. Don't applaud. Throw money.

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Blogger kathcom said...

Love this one, especially because I know which Willie you're talking about. ;)

Thank God for you!! YES! WILLIE!!! My old buddy. Haven't seen him in over 4 years.

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OpenID hellesbelles86 said...

Love the song and love the post! Hilarious!!!

I was missing Willie, and thinking about that song by Toby Keith and I just had to do it.
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"FLORIDA......THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE"

Blogger Sue said...

Me tinks yo' are tryin to scare me!!!
(it's workin)

Be afraid dear woman. Be very afraid.

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Blogger ReformingGeek said...

You have definitely crossed over. I'm so sorry you're with those that pay with money because it's the same as cash. I'll see you on the other side!

Yes. I went toward the light and brought the rainy season with me.

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Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

Are you sure Floruba isn't really some version of California? Because the competence level there seems about the same as the competence level here ...

I had no idea, but given the close proximity of Floruba to Cuba, and Kalifornia to Mexico, I'm beginning to see the comparison.

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Blogger Beth said...

I think the Floruba logic has bled up to South Georgia. Damnnit!

So close......so very close, but no cigar Monica Lewinski. No cigar.

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Blogger Gaston Studio said...

Who the hell is Mark??

Mark is the man in charge of my health care. He's not a doctor, but plays one from 9- 5.

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OpenID hellesbelles86 said...

Geez it sounds like you should come home for a "visit" to show Joe how normal it can be back here in the US of A. Barring that, you could always kidnap him I suppose. Or come home and kidnap your old doctor. In all seriousness tho, could your old doctor at home fax the prescription to Floruba and the idiot pharmacies?

I've already pulled the "I'm only here for a month" with my doctor. He'd be getting wise by now.......but now that you mentioned it......Can't hurt tryin' again.

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Blogger Demeur said...

I went through a similar situation with some heart meds. But get this. It was a catch 22 and the same Wal (I want all your)Greens pharma. The pharma guy wanted a prescription but doc was on vacation. Clinic said to see the pharma guy and around and around it went until I pulled a Donald Trump on em. "YOU'RE ALL FIRED! After three such terminations the end result: I have a clinic that has the doc and his own pharma lady who will gladly fax a script to where ever I choose. Which is to a local chain that does $10 for 90 day supply. No more problems fighting with Bubba and his pharma heirs.

What I wouldn't give to have a pharma lady with a fax machine....and the wisdom to use it.

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Blogger Queen-Size funny bone said...

we went from the pen which was wonderful back to the syringes because you get more for your money. although the pens were a lot easier for my husband.

Well make it easy on the ol' geezer and stop buying that fancy underwear so he can afford to go back to the pens!

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Blogger Julie said...

OMG. Only you. So, is it hot in the Twilight Zone these days?

74 degrees and raining cats and dogs. Haven't been able to swim for three days. In the meantime, it's a balmy 83 in Indiana.

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Blogger Lorraine said...

I actually had to sit through 4 episodes of the Twilight Zone this weekend but at least we could have turned them off. Guess you can't do that when you live there.

We have 24/7 Twilight Zone, Golden Girls and Deadliest Catch. Oh, and the news.....Michael Jackson is still dead.

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Blogger Deb said...

Come to Maine where the doctors here truly practice, practice and practice on patients hoping that one day they'll get it right. At least you have Mark and not Dr. Pamarajumaramahanamarahanramalingadingdong whose last patient was a monkey.

BTW, I am still pissed off at you and Joe for wimping out and moving to Florida with the other wusses.

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Blogger Ginger said...

I am so sorry you are having computer problems. That is just what you don't need right now.
Hearing your story makes me glad I am on oral meds for diabetes and not insulin.
I feel like I am in twilight zone too when I can't get high speed internet here.

Dial up IS the devil's child and he delights in its evilness. I'm hanging onto my computer because I found out that the TOSHIBA warranty place is.............are you ready........it's HOME!!! Where I'm not. And I refuse to send my computer HOME while I stay here.

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Blogger Rob-bear said...

Wow; are you ever having fun in Florida!
In other words, things are really sad.
Here's a breath of fresh air -- come on up to Canada for a while.

I have my good days and my bad ones. It all depends on if I'm able to swim, versus whether I need something from the 21st Century.

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Blogger Granny Annie said...

I'm with Gaston Studio "What the hell is Mark?"
We left Walgrens for the local Mom and Pop druggist. It is not as much a hassel as Walgrens but it's no rosy glowing pharmacy either.

We pulled into mom and pop's pharmacy today and within ten minutes we were walking out with PRESCRIPTIONS!!! FILLED ONES!!!

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Blogger NucMEd is Hot said...

Medicine...you got to love the way we can screw up something that seems so simple.

Yeah. And I was sitting outside the SUNOCO last week and WATCHED while a man on a bicycle handed some money in the window of a 62 Pontiac......and got HIS meds. EASY as that!! And no forms to fill out!

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Blogger Trukindog said...

Sounds like a Twilight Zone filled with Rainmen...prescription, gotta have a prescription, gotta have a prescription...

And my underwear........comes from kmart......gotta find kmart before Judge Wapner comes on.

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Blogger The Blog Fodder said...

Tell me again why Americans refuse to have a decent medical system?
Come to Ukraine and visit us. No prescriptions, near as I can figure. The doc writes a note on a scrap of paper so you know what to buy. Then you hunt for a drug store that actually carries it. Rottsa ruck. Diabetes is a major problem here so no trouble with supplies, though i think the syringe is still the weapon of choice.

I just happened to look at my Lantis today and it said "without insurance, this would cost you $225". WHAT !?



4 comments:

Gaston Studio said...

That was a fantastic post of Smart Mouth Broad's, her mother must have been 'da bomb'!

Ginger said...

I am using the kid's computer and high speed. What a difference!! Your blog loaded in a second.
Loved your comments today.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

your better than laughing gas.

Rob-bear said...

For the record, it's the ROYAL Canadian Mounted Police. Aka "the Horsemen."

Don't horse around with them; they might Tazer you to death, as they have a number of people over the last couple of years.